Sunday, March 13, 2005

Hello Google Searchers!

To help catch you up on what's really going on, I've taken the liberty of drawing up a chart outlining the Jeff Gannon / Johnny Gosch conspiracy collision.

16 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok, I get it now...

12:31 AM  
Anonymous Hiding in Des Moines said...

I think you left out Alcoa Aluminum - makers of tin foil and major profiteers thereof.

9:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where's Waldo?

1:10 PM  
Anonymous Agitprop said...

Other than leaving out Justice Scalia and the sex orgies, I believe you have done a fine investigation worthy of a Pulitzer.

3:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WE HOPE YOU ARE SAFE, JOHNNY, THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE PRAYING FOR YOU AND ALL THE OTHER VICTIMS, PLEASE DONT BE SILENT ANY MORE, SPEAK UP AND LET THE CHIPS FALL WHERE THEY MAY...THERE ARE STILL SOME DECENT PEOPLE WHO CARE.

8:52 PM  
Anonymous Chica Boom said...

I don't care. Am I not decent? I send money to Sally Struthers all the time. That alone should qualify me for decent.

9:35 AM  
Blogger Lewis Baker said...

How dare you leave Ann Coulter and her nuclear-powered cod piece off of this chart. That proves it- you work for the Tavistock Institute, and you're bent on destroying the world as we know it- no more monster truck rallies, no more processed cheese, and no more reality TV.

See how you Illuminati guys are?

Lewis Baker

9:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No more processed cheese? Now that's just cruel man... that's just cruel...

3:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Didn't you know that Sally Struthers worships satan and eats children?

10:38 PM  
Anonymous Avid reader said...

You should make a page with this chart on it and link to it - but could you make it more printer friendly? All those colors in the background will make me go bankrupt on Printer cartridges.

of course, maybe that's part of the conspiracy. Maybe the people who abducted Johnny Gosh get a dime every time I have top buy a refil cartridge. Could be could be

8:40 PM  
Anonymous servant of the King said...

you should mark deceased by at least two of those names...

4:48 PM  
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