Monday, March 14, 2005

Attn Democratic Underground:

Iran has got Kalishnikov-toting CHICK NINJAS just waiting to rappel down a moderately sized building and kick my ass.



Why does this not scare you more than Jeff Gannon?


Sincerely,

Johnny Gosch
Proud Member of the Reality Based Chick Ninja Debate


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11 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chick Ninjas kicking your ass- don't you hate it when that happens?

In San Francisco, there's a 23.6% chance of it happening on any given day.

9:59 AM  
Anonymous Agitprop said...

I could take on those Iranian fembot chicks. They don't scare me like Jeff Gannon does. Wait, are you Johnny Gosch actually Jeff Gannon or just a Jeff Gannon imposter? The photos on DU are uncannily frightening.

10:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you are an asshole and you need to get a life. whether Gosch is Gannon or not, he is a boy who was taken from his family and i really don't anything funny about it.

do you have children? if so, how you would you feel if one of them was kidnapped and someone was making fun of it like you are now?

this is really low. get a fucking life.

3:35 PM  
Blogger Johnny said...

If you think I am making fun of Johnny Gosch, then you have missed the point entirely. But that's hardly shocking.

I am making fun of you. And Sherman Skolnick. And Democratic Underground "investigators".

You people ruined a perfectly good scandal. And you give real amateur researchers a bad name.

And if you don't think the illusionary and haphazard connections between Gannon and Gosch are hysyterical, than you're still holding onto a pre-9/11 sense of irony. Modernize!

And if you don't think what is going on at DU and Jeff Rense is in terrible taste, than you're just fucking blind.

Viva surrealite!

6:12 PM  
Blogger Bryan said...

Yesterday a judge granted Jay Leno the right to make jokes about Michael Jackson molesting little kids even though Leno is a witness in the case that is under a gag order.

Welcome to the desert of the surreal.

7:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Johny said..."And if you don't think the illusionary and haphazard connections between Gannon and Gosch are hysyterical, than you're still holding onto a pre-9/11 sense of irony. Modernize!"

"Modernize!" I love it. OMG, I like your sense of humor. I'm book marking and will be watching...

8:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those chicks are WAY cooler than Spiderman.

9:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Johnny Gosch is not a boy, he was born three weeks before me. I was a paperboy way back when, and I even had that same adidas shirt at the time, in 1982. He even kinda looks like me back then. Creepy. I was born 35 years ago, I've grown a bit since then. It's a shame he disappeared, that was a long time ago. I think it's equally as shameful the way his mother has tried to make a carreer out of his disappearance. Nobody seems to care what Johnnys dad thinks about his mom either.... (Leonard John Gosch aka John Gosch)

Anyway, this website rules! Keep on laughing the conspiracy hucksters down the toilet!

11:00 PM  
Anonymous Pedophile hater said...

You should be shot for pretending to be Johnny Gosch. Shame on you. You make light of a very serious and REAL issue....that being the ivolvement of our very own government in child sex rings. Don't bother responding to me. I won't be coming back to read what insulting trash you write back. Go drown yourself in denial. Go wallow in your fear of the truth. It is people like you who refuse to read and see the facts, that perpetuate child sexual slavery rings. Our government counts on the likes of you disbelieving the so-called "conspiracy theories". What is so far fetched about all of this? Do you think that if people were told prior to the Hollocaust that one little bully of a man was going to be able to brainwash the German masses into believing there was such a thing as a superior race and then subsequently exterminate millions of innocent people...what would the plausibility of people believing that that was possible? And yet it happened. Hundreds of years ago we would have laughed at the idea of a computer and yet here we are in the midst of vast technology that only gets more incredible as time goes on. So take a little harder look at the so-called conspiracy theories. They are not theories. These things happened and are still happening every day and will continue to happen until the mainstream masses pull their heads out of their asses and start standing up for these children.

10:04 PM  
Blogger Johnny said...

Do agents of the government kidnap children and use them as unwilling tools of sex and murder?

YES!


Is that funny?

YES!


Should the fact that its funny bother you?

YES!


Is the fact that it bothers you funny?

YES!



Go drink a snake's urine out of a felt fedora while burning Chopin 8-tracks on a pyre of dead African farmers, then come to talk me about the 21st century.

12:44 PM  
Blogger son of gaia said...

Gosch Case Solved!

Not a rehashing of the Gannon=Gosch material or the Franklin cover-up material.

A fresh perspective:

http://surrealitytimes.blogspot.com/2006/05/gosch-kidnapping-solved.html

5:31 PM  

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